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    The Vamp Tamp

    Just a little funny to brighten your day. I wish this was a real ad, I’d love to see these posters up and it would HAVE to be better that the usually inane feminine hygiene advertising. Super Absorbant…. I dub thee Tampire Vampon I do...

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    Real Life Vampire Attack?

    Now is this just a media beat up to gain readers’ attention or was this a case of a real vampire attack? There are real life vampires living in the world called Sanguinarians. They believe they are vampires and drink human blood from but from...

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    Zombies and Vampires and Weres Oh My!

    For those of you who haven’t discovered the fabulous Anita Blake Vampire Hunter book series by Laurell K Hamilton you are in for a treat. I had heard the name bandied about but every time I looked at a cover there was always something about...

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    Let the Right One In – John Ajvide Lindqvist

    Let the Right One In is a vampire book quite unlike any other. If you are into the vampire world of Twilight this is not the book for you. Although the subtitle of the book is ‘A Vampire Love Story’, this is not the teen...

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    The Celebrity Damned

    See your favourite celebrities as you’ve never seen them before. Wonderful dark, demonic sides of people you would never expect. So why have Megan Fox, Whoopi Goldberg, Marilyn Monroe, Snoop Dog and others vamped out? Were they bitten one dark and spooky night? Well…no. Worth1000.com...

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    The Saga of Darren Shan Auction for Autism

    Darren Shan has donated a complete, SIGNED set of all 12 of the series The Saga of Darren Shan (or the Cirque Du Freak series as it's known in the USA) in aid of Authors For Autism Speaks. The books all feature the 3rd generation UK covers, and the winner can have four of the books personalized if they wish. The author will sign all 12 books but if requested will also write a personal message in four of the books.

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    Vampire Songs

    What are your favourite vampire themed songs? Are you in the dreamy romantic camp, the indie, the punk or into the heavy metal sounds? There are lots of songs out there; some obvious, some obscure and perhaps some you’ve never heard of or some that...

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    My Awakening – Part 5

    Hunt. The word hung in the cold air like fog. "You mean you're going to kill something...or somebody?" "No, WE are going to kill somebody. You had no problem killing that woman back there. This is how we survive. You've done it once now, it will become easier". I felt sickened. I had just killed someone. Not only had I killed her, I drank her, all of her. And I enjoyed it. Oh God, what have I done?

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    We interrupt this program…

    Sorry about the delay with the ‘My Awakening’ series. I’m having major computer and internet problems so I thought I’d better put a notice up before it all crashes to say all will be back to normal soon. I hope. Next post should be up...

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    My Awakening – Part 4

    He spun on his heel and started to walk away. I stood motionless not knowing what to do next. Is he leaving me here to fend for myself? Do I follow him? After his body disappeared into the darkness of the surrounding trees I heard his voice. “Well are you just going to stand there?” I thought about this for a moment, actually thinking that might be the better option. This man…this thing…had turned me into something inhuman, something unspeakable, why should I follow him? The moment passed quickly as I realised that I had no idea of what was supposed to come next. I don’t know how to be a vampire. I don’t WANT to be a vampire!

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  • Who will be the new face of Buffy?

    Buffy The Vampire Slayer – The Relaunch Movie

    Well it looks like a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie will hit the big screen after all. But before you get too excited about the prospect, neither Joss Whedon or any of the former cast will be involved. The new movie will have no...

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    My Awakening Part 3

    Part 1 Here Part 2 Here My eyes flew open. I rolled onto my side and vomited. Endless waves of half congealed blood splashed onto the ground. I heaved until there was nothing left. Emptiness. Of the stomach, of the heart and of the mind....

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    My Awakening – Part 2

    Part 1 Here Strength. That’s what I’m feeling. Unbelievable bone crunching strength. I cast the girl aside and she crumples. She looks like a rag doll where the stitching has burst apart and made her head almost fall off. The image in my head makes...

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  • Just another ordinary day in Melbourne

    International Zombie Day

    Today, Saturday 9 May 2009, is International Zombie Day. I didn’t know until a very amused friend called me from Melbourne to say he turned a corner and walked into a throng of the living dead parading through the streets. He managed to safely tuck...

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    My Awakening

    Darkness. I taste dirt. There is dirt in my mouth and dirt in my nose. Oh my God I can’t breathe.I realise I don’t have to. I’m in the ground – oh Lord I’m buried. I can feel the weight of the earth on my...

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    Buffy – Where are they now? The Original Scoobies

    Sarah-Michelle Gellar – Buffy Summers Since leaving Buffy, Sarah’s career has continued to be quite varied. She has provided voice-overs on The Simpsons, fellow Buffy regular Seth Green’s animated series Robot Chicken, the long-delayed Happily N’Ever After, providing the voice of Cinderella and the CG...

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    Vampire Bill Compton – Drop Undead Gorgeous

    Bill Compton – or Vampire Bill as the Bon Temps locals call him – is one sexy vampire. From the moment he walked into Merlotte’s and swept Sookie Stackhouse off her sneakered feet, Bill has slowly but surely started winning over the townsfolk. Well, at...

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    True Blood…

    In deep and swampy Bon Temps, rural Louisiana, a tall dark and handsome stranger walks into Merlotte’s bar making Sookie Stackhouse’s heart beat just a little faster because this cool customer’s heart doesn’t beat at all. He’s Bill Compton – gorgeous, brooding and very undead....

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